silvermoon510@hotmail.com
1. And our fatihful Sailor Mars and Jupiter take a break to enjoy Hockey 
 Night with Ngihtbreak!

"Alicia R. Leathers" 
1. I wonder when they're gonna let us outta here...

"Tbayer"
1. Do you remember where we parked the car?

SvenieBabe@AOL.COM
1.) There is only one problem to be Sumo Senshi....We don't know which 
 bathroom to use!

Istvan Kovacs 
1. Sailor Mars: How long have we been waiting for Serena?
    Sailor Jupiter: 35 years....

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
1. Why exactly are we sitting around staring at a wastebasket?






"Lindsey Wolfgong"
2. AHHHH!!!! Some one call C.U.R.E quick!!!!!

Juliet005@AOL.COM
2. Rini> Oh Pegasus, I am sorry  Uh! Needed BBQ sauce.

maryjane@garbage.COM
2. Presenting the um..... Small Lady?!






SSMOON510@AOL.COM
3. And the meatball-headed senshi sees her prey, in a cape and tux...

"Tbayer"
3. Cookies?! Cookies?! Cookies?!






gabby 
4. Oh, this is great.  I am loosing valuble study time.

Sora Tsukino 
4. Ami never knew what happened next. The Hand just grabbed her face and
 *pulled*...

XLunaMyst@AOL.COM
4 - "Now for the Final test ... Balancing a Penny on your Forehead!"

YArrow1011@AOL.COM
4.   What really happens during the transformation sequence.

Yumeko357@AOL.COM
Pict 4: What really happens when Sailor Mercury says "Mercury star power
 Make up!!"






EZMouse3@AOL.COM
5. Get your stinkin' hands outta my face you freak!

Chlofran@AOL.COM
5. Pinch her! PINCH HER!!!!

clueless@discover.NET (Felicia Becerra)
5. The new math formulas are leaving me! I must concentrate...






scarlet_ruby
6: Ahhhhhhh, a relaxing head massage.

"Tbayer"
6. Don't let Greg see me without my hair on.

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
6. Help! somebody Krazy Glued this guy to my head!






Togepika@AOL.COM
7.  I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright...

Sarah winter 
7. This is what the radiation from the silver crystal can do to you.






XLunaMyst@AOL.COM
8 - "M-Me?! No no! I'm Not Sailor Moon! Its Just a Costume -- Ahhhh!"

Istvan Kovacs
8. Usagi: Role model for EVERY woman.

clueless@discover.NET (Felicia Becerra)
8. I think I need some Tums...






Selenity15@AOL.COM
9.  Sailor Mercury answers more questions about her hair.

"Lindsey Wolfgong"
9. "Mercury how's the new medical pills working?"






Chasewlf@AOL.COM
10. Look ma, no pants!

Sailor Chibi Moon
10.) "Here is Mercury doing her forbidden aqua scarf dance!"

TuxGroupie@AOL.COM
10- I can-can can-can!






Sora Tsukino
11. MOON: I bless thee, Charlotte.
    CHARLOTTE: Ow! Stop hitting me with that stick!

Iyashoes@aol.com
11.  She may be from the Negaverse!  Get her!

Angela McCants
11. "I didn't mean to say the show sucked!!  Don't hurt me!!!!"






Iyashoes@aol.com
12.  All for one, and one for all!

Angela McCants
12. "She says one more thing bad about the show, she's gonna get the bubble treatment!"

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
12. And now, my Statue of Liberty impression...

Indri Pasaribu
12. You're gonna be sorry for that!!






Angela McCants
13. "Try to translate this you silly English people!"

TSAMary12@AOL.COM
13.  Translation:  And here to challenge the reigning champions, the Denver Broncos, the
     seriously beefed up Sailor Scouts!

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
13. OK, somebody here is the Krazy Gluer... but who?






Scarlet_Ruby
14. Now, hoe did this go. Moon Princeess Medi. . . not that's not right.

Tbayer
14. Back off. I've gotta wand.

Chasewlf@aol.com
14. Abandon me again this season and this moon rod is going up your top hat, tuxie!

Ditchdigger
14. Attennn-shun! Sailor Soldiers, sound off: "This is my scepter, this is my wand!" 






XLunaMyst@AOL.COM
15 - Jupiter Performing her Rare, Unknown Attack ... Pulling at her Eyes ...

Juliet005@AOL.COM
15. Jupiter> OUCH! Stupid Thunder CLAP! It hit 'ma eye!

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
15. My hand is Krazy Glued to my face.. Who keeps doing this!?






scarlet_ruby
16: KIIISSS MEEEE!!!

"The Turners"
16:Why does Darien scream in terror and run away from me now? Is it my makeup?

TSAMary12@AOL.COM
16.  Why didn't Luna REMIND me to shave my stubble?!?

Heide Mulberger
16. What do I look like?  Some drugged, overly-made up bearded lady?






Rbecca Tomlinson
17. Jupiter sees Venus without her makeup

Sora Tsukino
17. Sailorjupiter looked up moments to late to avoid the flying cow.

"The Turners"
17.*riiiippppppp*I feel a cool breaze.........

Jason Ginn
Sumo Jupiter hears yet more voices in the head.....

togepika@aol.com
17.  Did somebody say McDonalds?

Barlow
17) "Please let that pidgeon keep going and not bomb me."

Colin
17. Please don't fall on me, Sailor Moon! I won't do it again!






SSMOON51@AOL.COM
18. " Damn crescent compact! I said judo fghter, not sumo fighter!"

"The Turners"
18:what are YOU looking at?

Lunaemail@AOL.COM
18. I'd better be getting paid for this!

Littrudanz@AOL.COM
18. Don't blame me, it was Stu Levy's idea!

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
18. I am Sailor Venus. Watch me wave my hair around. Fear my hair, mortals!






Rebecca Tomlinson
19. "Ooooooo!! Cheese!!"

"The Turners"
19.Ooohhh.....look at dah little birdies.

Ditchdigger
19. *gasp* Hey, those are MAD Agents behind me... they're in the wrong DiC production!






"J. Lemanquais"
#20- Hello my pretties! I am the Wicked Witch of Mars! Hee-hee-hee-hee!!

Lindsey Wolfgong
20. Now that's something you don't want to wake up to.






Fizgigtoo@AOL.COM
for 21  "Now we can see why Queen Beryl didn't have a king!"

Brian Harms
21. And you thought that Baryl was scary in the anime? LOOK AT HER NOW

Nukethedev@AOL.COM
Pic # 21	 Does Geena Davis know about this?






Han Chua
22. "Now what was that baout my weight, Huge Lady?"

Indri Pasaribu
22. Haha, he got you there!

Ditchdigger
22. The better to eat you with, my dear... WAHAHAHAHAHAA!






Selenity15@AOL.COM
23. And the winner of our Sailor Moon impersonator contest is...

Sailor Chibi Moon
23.)" And now the senshi square dance tournament!"

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
23. Let's get this basketball game started, already!






scarlet_ruby
24: Who are you! Help! I'm being mob by dudes fatter than me!

"Tbayer"
24. Don't wanna go to school today!

Daniel6085@AOL.COM
24. "Stay away from the doughnuts mam!"

Chasewlf@AOL.COM
24. If you can't carry me away, don't bother taking me!

"G.K."
24) We're Off To See The Wizard, The Wonder Wizard Of The Moon..

Ssqueakers@AOL.COM
24. They're coming to take me away, ha ha ho ho he he hey hey ha ha!

MajicPixie@AOL.COM
24. they're coming to take me away, ha ha!

Barlow
24) "Hey, back off, fanboys!"

Heide Mulberger
24. Oh no!  C.U.R.E. got me!






"Tbayer" (followed by everyone and their iguana)
25. I've fallen and I can't get up!

Daniel6085@AOL.COM
25. "One step take a rest. One step take a rest."






scarlet_ruby
26: DIE CHIBI MOON DIE!! Wha? Oh! Oh no! Save Chibi Moon!

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
26. You're asking me, "Why do M & Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand?"
 Because they're in a hard candy shell, you moron! Didn't they teach you anything in preschool?

chlofran@AOL.COM
26. We are the champions....






"Tbayer"
27. Get on your knees and tell me you love me!

Selenity15@AOL.COM
27. Is that her staff, or is Queen Beryl mopping the floor?

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
27. I'd help her up, but my hands Krazy Glued to this stick...






Selenity15@AOL.COM
28. Your left meatball is about to fall off.

Rebecca Tomlinson
28. "Ha Ha Ha!! Queen Beryl, you make me laugh!!"

gabrielle cortez
28: Ha, Ha, Ha, thought you were going to get away with all that stuff you 
    just blurted out to all those people?






Caroline Wyum
29:  "Are you positive this is where Mars gets these from?"

"Tbayer"
29. I'm too sexy for my fuku! Too sexy for my fuku!

louis01@BELLSOUTH.NET
29. "Oops. Dropped my attack. How'd it get in my skirt, anyway?"

Sailor Chibi Moon
29.)" Now why would sailor Mars have to ward off evil spirits from under her skirt??"

Joel Croteau
29. You don't wanna know what that sign says.






Caroline Wyum
30: "Celebrate good times, come on!"

Selenity15@AOL.COM
30. Mercury cuts loose and does the funky chicken.

Smoon61187@AOL.COM
30."AMY! What did I tell you about those free shows!"

SereniT686@AOL.COM
30 "Look!  I'm Marylin Monroe!"

Sailor Chibi Moon
30.)" Yyyyy......MMmmm.....C...A..!"





 
Sailor Chibi Moon
31.)"Tooomorrow, Tomorrow..."

Rebecca Tomlinson
31. "Uh....Is this thing on?"

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
31. Must tread carefully, the Krazy Gluer is about...






indri pasaribu
32. Don't worry, it'll be over soon.

"Tbayer"
32. You gotta problem?

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
32. O man, I stepped in my own Krazy Glue..






???? (Date: Tue, 01 Jun 1999 16:04:54 -0700)
 33. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena  
     Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena 
     Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena  
     Ehhhh, Macarena 

"Tbayer"
33. One swipe, you dead.

MPhan12345@AOL.COM
33. "You give Chibi-Moon back or I'll, ahem, I'll... What was that line, again?"

Selenity15@AOL.COM
33. "I Sailor Moon, pledge allegiance to the flag..."

Daniel6085@AOL.COM
33. "BACK OFF OF THOSE RICE PATTIES SUCKA!"






Selenity15@AOL.COM
34. ChibiMoon surrenders after her natural hair color is revealed.

XLunaMyst@AOL.COM
34 - "Catch me! Catch me --- !! Ah! My Wig! Catch it! Catch it!"

Istvan Kovacs
34. The trama that Chibi-Usa suffered caused her to lose her hair eventualy...

Juliet005@AOL.COM 
34. Rini> I'm melting, Melting!!!

MajicPixie@AOL.COM
34. I swear it was THIS BIG!

TSAMary12@AOL.COM
34.  I KNEW that a Sailor Chibi / Spider-man costume was a bad idea!

Ditchdigger
34. "And I would have done it too, it if it weren't for you lousy kids!"





Sailor Chibi Moon
35.)" Play Dead! Roll over!"

Angela McCants
35. "Oh good God!!!  The klutz disease is spreading!!!"






Sailor Chibi Moon
36.)" I'm a little teapot short and st..."

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
36. My hands are Krazy Glued to my bow, the microphone is Krazy Glued to my nose....... this bites.

Robert Gula (Author: Trina)
# 36  " YO! Wuz up, Homeslice! "






Sailor Chibi Moon
37.)" I'm also available for birthday parties!"

"The Turners"
37.Huh huh...huh huh...this is pretty cool.....

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
37. Hot Dogs! Get yer Hot Dogs!






EZMouse3@AOL.COM
38. Yes, I too wish we were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead of the Sailor Senshi. That 
    way no one could see our faces.... This is so embarrassing.

rbbrewer@deseretonline.com
38. That's it girls, just continue walking.






EZMouse3@AOL.COM
39. My wips are Kwazy Gwued now. Thith musht be stwopped!

Fizgigtoo@AOL.COM
for 39  "If looks could kill (really!)"

Heather Hansen
39.  "Smoochie, smoochie, I'll try not to use too much toungue!"






Caroline Wyum
12.     40:  "Come rub Mars' tummy for good luck!"

"Tbayer"
40. Here's something you don't want to see everyday.

Selenity15@AOL.COM
 40. Is Mercury helping the gunman?

"The Turners"
40.Why must they always embarass ME in public? WHY ME!?

indri pasaribu
40. Sailor mercury.. Could you stop that, please?



good Series entries

From: Smoon61887@AOL.COM








10. "AMY! No free shows when Greg isn't around." 30."AMY! What did I tell you about those free shows!" 40."AMY! Now you're getting Raye to do it!" 34."AMY!! What's next!! First the free shows, now trying to kiss the camera man!! What about poor Greg!!"
Amy "Who?"

EZMouse3@AOL.COM
















































































1. Why exactly are we sitting around staring at a wastebasket? 2. The next person to call me Foureyes gets it where the sun don't shine! 3. Help! Somebody covered my gloves with Krazy Glue, and now my hands are hopelessly tangled in my hair! Of course, I COULD just take the gloves off.... 4. Relax! we'll get the toothbrush out of your eye somehow! 5. Get your stinkin' hands outta my face you freak! 6. Help! somebody Krazy Glued this guy to my head! 7. I gotta start shaving..... 8. .....Wait! Somebody Krazy Glued this mustache to my face! Help! 9. Ummm.......there's a little red dot staring at me....what should I do? 10. Hey.. this isn't a skirt, it's party streamers! 11. "Is this a sword which I see before me....." Yes, I've been reading Shakespeare again, why? 12. And now, my Statue of Liberty impression... 13. OK, somebody here is the Krazy Gluer... but who? 14. I am holding a sword. I do not know why, all I know is I am holding a sword. 15. My hand is Krazy Glued to my face.. Who keeps doing this!? 16. Everyone back off, I feel a sneeze coming. 17. There's a lot of people here.... Any of them could be the Krazy Gluer.... 18. I am Sailor Venus. Watch me wave my hair around. Fear my hair, mortals! 19. Hey look, there's pie over there....but it could be filled with Krazy Glue.. 20. Ha! Little do they know I am the Krazy Gluer! 21. No, I'm not Queen Beryl, I'm the Good Humor Man! Geez, you're a moron! 22. Hey Four-Eyes... Aieeeeeeeeee!!!! Why'd you kick me there you freak!?! 23. Let's get this basketball game started, already! 24. Get away from me, you nuts! I can walk ... I'm not that fat.... 25. .... I am that fat. Help! 26. You're asking me, "Why do M & Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand?" Because they're in a hard candy shell, you moron! Didn't they teach you anything in preschool? 27. I'd help her up, but my hands Krazy Glued to this stick... 28. If I keep laughing, chances are I'll wet myself..... 29. The Krazy Gluer stalks her next victim... 30. Aaaahh! Draft! I gotta start wearing pants! 31. Must tread carefully, the Krazy Gluer is about... 32. O man, I stepped in my own Krazy Glue.. 33. Behind me is Sailor Venus, played by some fat guy.... 34. Accursed Silly String, it's almost as bad as the Krazy Glue! 35. Stupid Silly String, now I've fallen over again. Help! 36. My hands are Krazy Glued to my bow, the microphone is Krazy Glued to my nose....... this bites. 37. Hot Dogs! Get yer Hot Dogs! 38. Yes, I too wish we were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead of the Sailor Senshi. That way no one could see our faces.... This is so embarrassing. 39. My wips are Kwazy Gwued now. Thith musht be stwopped! 40. Aha so you are the Krazy Gluer!!!! We'd kill you, but it'd be more fun to torture you!

From: Momiji83@AOL.COM (by way of Aaron Maupin)








Look in the sky, it's a bird..... it's a plane..... no it's..... well it was Chibi-Moon


Finalists

Best Entry

Sora Tsukino
JUPITER: Whew! I'm beat!
MARS: Yeah, chasing after your sempai sure takes a lot out of a gal!
Yes, that IS my hair... Hairdye? What's that? Cheesecake?! WHERE?!?!?!?!! Ami never knew what happened next. The Hand just grabbed her face and *pulled*... Mamo-chan? Can I ask you a question? Do I look fat in this fuku? Oh NO! My strawberry shortcake! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! REPORTER: So, Miss Mercury, what are your plans for the future?
MERCURY: 1-800-JENNY-CRAIG.
MOON: I bless thee, Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE: Ow! Stop hitting me with that stick!
HILE! For Love and Chocolate, I am the fat-suited soldier, Sailormoon! And if I can walk over there, I'll sit on you! Is my hair okay? Sailorjupiter looked up moments to late to avoid the flying cow. I don't have TIME for this! I have to get to an Idol Audition! Little did Sailormars know, her tiara was plotting to kill her... HEY! Down in front! Move your fat a**es! QUEEN Beryl comin' thru!! CHIBIMOON: Pleeeeease??
GUARDS: All right. But this is the LAST time we'll give you a piggyback ride!
Date: Thu, 03 Jun 1999 18:50:36 -0700
From: Sora Tsukino
Reply-To: tsukinousagi@moon_e_mail.ZZN.COM
Organization: Crystal Tokyo

Second Best Entry
Fran & Moraya
Rini> Oh Pegasus, I am sorry Uh! Needed BBQ sauce. Moon> Oi! I knew those rice cakes would catch up to me! Mercury> Excuse me, I have to put on my face. Mercury> Everyone! Can-Can Time! La La LA LA LA LA LALA La La LA! Jupiter> OUCH! Stupid Thunder CLAP! It hit 'ma eye! Jupiter> He looks just like my old boyfriend. Venus> You know you want my Sexy Body.. Mercury> Marilyn Monroe eat your heart out! Moon> Attention! Whoever gets the last donut is Moon Dusted! Rini> I'm melting, Melting!!! Mercury> Oh Mamo-chan! Pucker up honey!
From Juliet005@AOL.COM
Message-Id <98eb6c45.2494bc5e@aol.com>
Date Sun, 13 Jun 1999 034846 EDT
Fran & Moraya

Best Story
EZMouse3@AOL.COM (see above)
From: EZMouse3@AOL.COM
Date: Sun, 20 Jun 1999 18:34:58 EDT

Best Single Entry
Silver (?)
" Damn crescent compact! I said judo fghter, not sumo fighter!"


From: SSMOON510@AOL.COM
Date: Tue, 1 Jun 1999 15:16:39 EDT
Subject: Silver's entry